Thursday, July 30, 2009

Stand Up & Amen...

What to get someone who thinks they have (or know) everything...

The "Sarah Palin Bedpan of Suburban Psychosis via the Holy Trinity of Oprah, Ellen and Katie Couric".

Inscription reads: "Listening to failed vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is like trying to decipher what the president of your kid's school PTO would sound like if she ate goofballs and snorted cocaine in-between sessions of getting gang banged by rival Mexicans on the foot of an altar dedicated to Lawrence Welk."

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Recipe - Mixed Berry Terrine

Mixed Berry Terrine1/3 cup cold water
2 packets unflavored gelatin
2 cups orange or grapefruit juice
1/3 cup sugar
Segments from 2 navel oranges
Segments from 1 pink grapefruit
About 3 cups mixed berries

Put cold water in a large bowl, pour in gelatin, and stir to combine. Meanwhile, bring juice and sugar to a boil. Pour some of the juice over the gelatin, stir to dissolve; add remaining juice. Chill 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until slightly thick.

2. Stir the fruit into the lightly thickened juice and pour everything into a 9x5-inch loaf pan. Chill 4 hours or more. To unmold, dip the loaf pan into hot water for a few seconds, then run a knife around the terrine's edges. Serve with more berries or sweetened pureed raspberries.


Serves 10. Per serving: 90 calories, 22g carbs, 2g protein, no fat or cholesterol.